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MiniMightyMice
CheeseMachine
#1
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
229
B
4
P
0
F
0
G
41
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
3
Td
68
Mvp
3
GPP
230
XPP
0
SPP
230
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Catch
Leap
Pro
Sprint
Sure Feet
Two Heads
Very Long Legs
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CheeseMachine - A Legend For All Times!
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The Origin of His Name:
CheeseMachine left his mothers whom like any other ordinary rat. His parents had difficulty deciding a name for him and chose to let his first words dictate his name.
Sources tell us that at an early age, rats everywhere could see CheeseMachine would be a star. The story goes...
As any rat knows, never under any circumstances would one attempt to steal cheese from an official top of the line mouse trap. As a stubborn child, CheeseMachine obviously disobayed his parents orders. Luckily for him, he did not know it yet, but he was soon to be one of the fastest and quickest rats ever to be. CheeseMachine had no problem stealing the cheese every single time! His parents never could understand where he kept getting this cheese, until one day... CheeseMachine answered: "Cheese Machine". And there you have it, the origin of his name.
Developin as an Athlete:
CheeseMachine signed with the MiniMightyMouse for a reasonable salary of 9,000 crowns, average amongst gutter runners. He had no clear skill advantages over any of his competitors, but with experience he developped into one of the premiere gutter runners in history.
Through some experimentation with some biodiesel waste, CheeseMachine grew some Very Long Legs, thus increasing his speed. He studied the art of leaping, and pushing his body to its fullest to get the most out of every turn. In a most recent encounter with toxic waste, CheeseMachine grew a second head. While it costs him twice as much in cheese to survive, on the pitch CheeseMachine has no problem runing around one or more defenders!
CheeseMachine, nicknamed by teamates "Forever Young", ended his perfect unaged, uninjuered streak when loosing an agility on his final star player roll. CheeseMachine was quoted as having said "tze tzatza tzii tzaid tzaai", which roughly translates as "I may be getting older; however, im just as fast, just as smart but less agile."
Possible Photograph:
Photographer Steven Kelly claims the photo on the left is one of CheeseMachine. It is hard to determine for sure as well, it is quite rare that one will see CheeseMachine without the ball running into the endzone. Kelly claims as CheeseMachine ran past him on his way to the endzone he photographed him. It is still not known as to what his face looks like --- all thats ever been seen is the back of his cape flapping in the air as he blows by you.
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The End
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Cheese Machine's career was cut short from a foul from a freebooter in a hard fought draw.. Match Report
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The Comeback!
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As part of the Save Borak campaign, CheeseMachine was unretired! Thanks to some revolutionary modern medicine, CheeseMachine was healed using a Healing Potion. As such, a new chapter in this veteran's life has begun!
CheeseMachine - A Legend For All Times!
=================================
The Origin of His Name:
CheeseMachine left his mothers whom like any other ordinary rat. His parents had difficulty deciding a name for him and chose to let his first words dictate his name.
Sources tell us that at an early age, rats everywhere could see CheeseMachine would be a star. The story goes...
As any rat knows, never under any circumstances would one attempt to steal cheese from an official top of the line mouse trap. As a stubborn child, CheeseMachine obviously disobayed his parents orders. Luckily for him, he did not know it yet, but he was soon to be one of the fastest and quickest rats ever to be. CheeseMachine had no problem stealing the cheese every single time! His parents never could understand where he kept getting this cheese, until one day... CheeseMachine answered: "Cheese Machine". And there you have it, the origin of his name.
Developin as an Athlete:
CheeseMachine signed with the MiniMightyMouse for a reasonable salary of 9,000 crowns, average amongst gutter runners. He had no clear skill advantages over any of his competitors, but with experience he developped into one of the premiere gutter runners in history.
Through some experimentation with some biodiesel waste, CheeseMachine grew some Very Long Legs, thus increasing his speed. He studied the art of leaping, and pushing his body to its fullest to get the most out of every turn. In a most recent encounter with toxic waste, CheeseMachine grew a second head. While it costs him twice as much in cheese to survive, on the pitch CheeseMachine has no problem runing around one or more defenders!
CheeseMachine, nicknamed by teamates "Forever Young", ended his perfect unaged, uninjuered streak when loosing an agility on his final star player roll. CheeseMachine was quoted as having said "tze tzatza tzii tzaid tzaai", which roughly translates as "I may be getting older; however, im just as fast, just as smart but less agile."
Possible Photograph:
Photographer Steven Kelly claims the photo on the left is one of CheeseMachine. It is hard to determine for sure as well, it is quite rare that one will see CheeseMachine without the ball running into the endzone. Kelly claims as CheeseMachine ran past him on his way to the endzone he photographed him. It is still not known as to what his face looks like --- all thats ever been seen is the back of his cape flapping in the air as he blows by you.
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The End
=========
Cheese Machine's career was cut short from a foul from a freebooter in a hard fought draw.. Match Report
=============
The Comeback!
=============
As part of the Save Borak campaign, CheeseMachine was unretired! Thanks to some revolutionary modern medicine, CheeseMachine was healed using a Healing Potion. As such, a new chapter in this veteran's life has begun!
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2005-07-03
1
2
-
-
-
7
2005-07-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-07-03
-
1
-
2
-
7
2005-07-04
1
-
-
-
-
1
2005-07-05
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-07-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-07-07
2
1
-
-
-
5
2005-07-08
1
1
-
-
-
4
2005-07-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-07-08
-
2
-
-
-
6
2005-07-09
-
2
-
-
1
11
2005-07-10
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-07-10
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-07-11
-
1
-
1
-
5
2005-07-13
-
7
-
-
1
26
2005-07-16
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-07-17
-
2
-
-
-
6
2005-07-18
-
5
-
-
-
15
2005-07-18
-
2
-
-
-
6
2005-07-20
-
2
-
-
-
6
2005-07-20
-
5
-
-
-
15
2005-07-20
-
4
-
-
-
12
2005-07-23
-
4
-
-
-
12
2005-08-01
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-10-02
-
4
-
-
-
12
2006-03-12
-
2
-
-
-
6
2006-03-12
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-03-13
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-05-16
-
3
-
-
-
9
2006-05-17
-
2
-
-
-
6
2006-05-18
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-05-20
-
1
-
-
-
3
2006-05-21
-
3
-
-
-
9
2007-07-21
-
1
-
-
1
8