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All the Jacks know that H. Blind Pew is the kind of guy who'd cut Granny Pew off at the ankles if there were two-bits in it. That's why the Jacks like him so much. You always know where you stand with him.
"I say Pew, where did you get that fine looking coat?" -Johnny Truelove
"Offa some corpse...he said he was alive, but you know how they lie sometimes." -H. Blind Pew