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Oort
#3
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
3
AV
9
R
18
B
179
P
0
F
0
G
38
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
3
Mvp
5
GPP
48
XPP
0
SPP
48
Injuries
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
+AG (40k)
Guard (20k)
Juggernaut (20k)
<B>Majoring in</B> Language and Socialogy<BR><B>Aggregate Test Score =</B> 0.01<BR><BR>Oort is the fan favourite. Slower, clumsier and more dim-witted than anyone except Porganz, his participation in a game is a matter of luck at best. His popularity stems from his propensity to fart - frequently, loudly and with a great deal of pride. The most notable achievement in his career so far came in a college game vs Middenheim Academy where he caused six 'casualties' in one 'blow'.
The officials did not accept the coachs explanation of flatulence and ejected Oort from the game early in the second half on the assumption he must be using magic.
The officials did not accept the coachs explanation of flatulence and ejected Oort from the game early in the second half on the assumption he must be using magic.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-01-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-02-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-02-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-02-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-02-27
-
1
-
-
1
8
2006-03-08
-
-
-
1
-
2
2006-03-23
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-03-25
-
1
-
1
-
5
2006-04-01
-
1
-
1
-
5
2006-05-28
-
-
-
-
1
5
2006-05-28
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2