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Morgan Dung-slinger
#9
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
11
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Safe Throw
Morgan Dunslinger was a Jack, way back in the old days. Dead-eye Dick, with the recent near-fatal injury he suffered at the hands of some scurvy Elves, thought he should bring in another thrower. Morgan was the natural choice. He's a bit of a pacifist, not using guns and all, but he sure can throw. During boarding actions, Morgan would don his gloves, and two belt pouches filled with a mixture of manure, chum and secret spices. He'd fling it in the eyes of his opponents, usually blinding them and always making them violently ill.
"Yeeeeeagh, my damn eyes!!! What is it?!" -hapless pirate
"The secret is in the spices...but I'll never tell." -Morgan Dungslinger
"Yeeeeeagh, my damn eyes!!! What is it?!" -hapless pirate
"The secret is in the spices...but I'll never tell." -Morgan Dungslinger
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2003-08-18
1
-
-
-
-
1
2003-08-20
2
-
-
-
-
2
2003-08-23
1
-
-
-
-
1
2003-08-23
2
-
-
-
-
2
2003-08-23
2
-
-
-
-
2
2003-08-24
2
-
-
-
1
7
2003-08-30
1
-
-
-
-
1