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One of the five apostles of Eris. Somtimes called Zarrathud the Staunch
A hard nose Hermit of Medieval Europe & Chaosphe Bible Banger. Dubbed " Offender of the faith." discovered the Five Commandments. Patron of the Season of Bureaucracy. Holyday: Aug 12
= Zarathud's Enlightenment =
Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young priest, and he took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.
One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted <I>The Sacred Chao</i> while She was contentendly grazing.
"Tell me, dumb beast," demanded the Priest in his holy voice, "why don't you do something worthwile. What is your purpose in life any way?"
Munching the tasty grass,<i> The Sacred Chao</i> replied "MU".*
Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody understood chinese.
* "MU" is the chinese ideogram for NO-THING.