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Cubert J Farnsworth
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<b>Cubert:</b> Don't you have any worthwhile inventions?

<b>Farnsworth: </b>Why, certainly. Step over here.

[Scene: Outside Ship. The ship flies away from Earth. Cubert and Farnsworth stand on the hull near the engines.]

<b>Farnsworth: </b> These are the dark matter engines I invented. They allow my starship to travel between galaxies in mere hours.

<b>Cubert:</b> That's impossible. You can't go faster than the speed of light.

<b>Farnsworth: </b> Of course not. That's why scientists increased the speed of light in 2208.

<b>Cubert:</b>Also impossible.

[Scene: Ships Engine Room. Farnsworth admires the dark matter engines.]

<b>Farnsworth: </b> And what makes my engines truly remarkable is the afterburner which delivers 200% fuel efficiency.

<b>Cubert:</b> That's especially impossible.

<b>Farnsworth: </b> Not at all. It's very simple.

<b>Cubert:</b> Then explain it.

<b>Farnsworth: </b> Now that's impossible. It came to me in a dream and I forgot it in another dream.

<b>Cubert:</b>Your explanations are pure weapons-grade bolog-nium. It's all impossible.

<b>Farnsworth: </b> Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being is a scientist is all about.

<b>Cubert:</b> No, that's what being a magical elf is all about.
Match performances
Date
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2006-08-19
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2
-
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6
2006-08-21
1
1
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4
2006-08-23
1
1
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1
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6
2006-08-27
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1
5