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[X] Count Von Counts
Count Von Count
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Vampire
MA
6
ST
4
AG
4
AV
8
R
18
B
8
P
5
F
0
G
4
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
d
Skills
Hypnotic Gaze
Off For a Bite
Regenerate
Undead
Pro
Count von Count (born October 9, 1,830,653 BC [1,832,652 years old according to Sesame Street Unpaved]
The Count has a compulsive love of counting (arithmomania); he will count anything and everything, regardless of size, amount, or how much annoyance he is causing the other Muppets.
Following a counting session, the Count will laugh maniacally, "Von! AH! AH! AH! Two! AH! AH! AH! " as thunder roars overhead and lightning flashs.

The Count bears a noticeable resemblance to Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula, including a similar accent and oversized, pointed eye-teeth, but it would appear that he is different from other vampires. For example, most vampires wither in direct sunlight; the Count does not and in fact enjoys being outside, plus he doesn't suck blood, doesn't sleep in a coffin, usually sleeps at night, and never changes into a bat. In some ways, he's just like a regular human.

The Count lives in an old, cobweb-infested castle which he shares with many bats. Sometimes he counts them. Some of the pet bats are named, including Grisha, Misha, Sasha, and Tattiana. He has a cat, Fatatatita, as well.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-08-30
2
1
-
-
-
5
2006-08-30
1
-
-
-
-
1