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Team America!!
Hans Blix
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
6
B
45
P
3
F
1
G
12
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but
your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have
any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm
sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter,
telling you how angry we are.
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but
your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have
any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm
sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter,
telling you how angry we are.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-02-09
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1
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2
2007-07-04
1
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1