In an inversion of normality, the Flesh Golem Michel Foucault has been blessed with an almost human intelligence, instead of the usual "milk of human kindness".

Don't argue with this monster of postmodern philosophy, the stream of jargon will have you reeling more than any Mighty Blow. That said, if the "Stinker Thinker" gets the opportunity to perform his famous "Pendulum Slam" you better hope the apoth's still around!

He and his eternal companion, Jacques Derrida, manipulate the team of Po-Mo Constructs to their own nefarious ends.