A surefire star in the major leagues, until at the age of thirteen he was caught by police wearing a hoodie outside Morrisons and swearing at old women. Now the proud owner of several ASBO orders, no team worth their salt will touch our young Chav... that was until the Blingdoms stepped in! No prejudice here, they hate all Goblins!

Special Move: The Annoying Rave Music Mobile Phone! (Played excessively on public transport)

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