Cole is famous for only two things and neither is his football, firstly his contrversial on/off move from Albion rivals Arsenic-al FC which ended with Cole joing 'Red Lest' for an undisclosed sum(rumoured to be several large pieces of the finest red leicester), secondly his romance and recent marriage to Cheryl Twitchy of the famous music group(i use the words famous and music very, very loosly)Rats Aloud