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Yarle Goldenshoes
#15
Runner
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
272
B
21
P
4
F
2
G
30
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
1
Td
8
Mvp
0
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
Accurate
Block
Dirty Player
Yarle is a little slow. He is always staring at his golden shoes and never the ball. Thus he isn't a very good ball carrier and rarely if ever picks up the ball. He is known as Yarle "Butterfingers" Goldenshoes because of this tendency. In fact, in one game v. pro elves we had a for sure tie going but we wanted to give this retard a chance to make something of himself. Yet he continuously failed the team fumbling SIX freaking times in a row. We lost 1-0 to those elves. It was pathetic. We sacrificed Yarles family as fuel to our furnaces...not really, but we were hopping mad. Yarle has ceased to work out at team practices. He has gotten exceedingly obese and as a result we have had to cut him from the team. He screws up enough as is that we don't need to tolerate his lousy movement as well. Upon hearing the news that he will be cut, Yarle has killed several people in a local tavern brawl....and his general disposition on life has become nothing short of an orc. We may keep him. Maybe.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-03-08
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-03-08
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-03-09
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-03-16
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-03-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-03-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-03-24
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-03-24
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-03-29
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-03-31
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-04-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-04-03
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-04-21
1
1
-
-
-
4