Vargo is the team's happy guy (if such a term can be applied to a chaos dwarf). Always laughing at others misfortune and stroking his own wookie at every opportunity, he lifts the spirit of his fellow players. Most players on the team like him, though the hobgobbers doesn't seem to get along with him, probably because he has singled them out as being the punchline of many of his jokes and pranks. None of the hobgoblins are about to do anything about it, though. Firstly, he is the team's top blocker so far, which makes him somewhat dangerous to get too unfriendly with. Secondly, all players on the team like him except the hobgoblins, so should push come to shove, the hobgobbers will quickly find themselves in a world of pain.

Many are convinced that Vargo's perpetual euphoric good mood derives from the strange dark purple leaves which he chews at all times. These same leaves has tainted his teeth inky black, which gave him his teamname Blacktooth. The chewing of these strange leaves has also left Vargo with strong jawmuscles, which he applies to his opponents (and hobgobbers) whenever possible, be it practice or gamenight. Most of the team's hobgoblins have several bitemarks from Vargo, and Trett even found himself missing a finger at a practice session after he ran into Vargo. The finger was never found, but everyone is fairly certain that Vargo swallowed it after he chewed it off. He was never picky concerning food.

No one doubts that the leaves Vargo chew contain some sort of narcotic substance. It is also widely believed that the leaves might contain other substances, which may have a less desired effect, especially on a sane mind. It was Randolph McMayday, the team's apothecary, who first became aware of the direction Vargo's mind and behavior were taking, and decided to collect a sample of the leaves for study. The conclusions he reached concerning the leaves' contents of harmful substances were somewhat unnerving, and McMayday has only shared them with the coach.

It seems that the leaves originates from a bush called Vile Moon. The leaves contain 2 different narcotic substances which causes euphoria. These substances are highly addictive, but not dangerous in themselves. The leaves, however, also contain 6 other substances which, over time, causes multiple mental illnesses, including paranoia, megalomania, antisocial disorder, psychosis and strong delusions of grandeur.

The coach has taken the information that McMayday had into account, but has decided not to take action. Seeing as chaos dwarves are prone to insanity anyway, the coach did not see a pressing need to adress the matter asap. Of course, should Vargo spin out of control, he will have to be put down. But until then, his mental condition might even be an advantage on the Blood Bowl field.

Vargo doesn't seem to care much about his mental health, though. He carries on with his life, chewing away at his leaves and having a merry time at the expense of the team's hobgoblins.


Comments on Vargo from his teammates:

Jombee: "I have no doubt that he is utterly insane but as long as he remembers which team he is playing for, I don't really give a skaven's arse. And watching him play his pranks on the hobgoblins is good entertainment"

Addar the Brute: "The lad has a bad case of cabin fever, I tell ye true. A few sticks short of a bundle, that one. Don't tell him I said that, though"

Trett (Deceased): "I miss my finger...."