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Golden Helmet
Tarquin Marbles
#2
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
5
AG
3
AV
7
R
54
B
303
P
1
F
0
G
50
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
8
Td
4
Mvp
5
GPP
54
XPP
0
SPP
54
Injuries
n, -ma, n, -av, m
Skills
Block
+ST
+ST
Dodge
Guard
Honours:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=19548"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/194591.jpg" /> FUMBBL SMACK Veteran CLXXIII winner</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=19843"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/194591.jpg" /> FUMBBL SMACK Pro CCXXI winner</a>
Kills:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4658266">Primarch 'Evil-Eye' Mortarion</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5265269">Brother Che</a>
After scoring the winning TD in the Veteran CLXXIII Smack, Tarquin believed he had nothing left to prove, and started spending much more time in the Golden Helmet pub. Although all the protein beers he drinks has increased his strength to an amazing level, he now frequently prefers to stay in the pub rather than turn up for matches.
As an absolute monster of a club captain, the coach just doesn't have the balls to fire him for his alcoholism.
A <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2117285">tough match against Khemri</a> cost Tarquin his speed, with the coach so drunk he mistakenly told the Apo to sober his captain up enough to play, and when the nasty foul came in the doc had used up all his medicine so couldn't save him.
Developing yet further as a star player, Tarquin would have increased in strength for a third time due to his fantastic protein beers, which he has now patented, but the coach instead told him to concentrate his training watching the count in action. Unfortunately his dedication to watching the many videos of the dodgy vampire has led to a real fascination with vulnerable virgins, for which me misses even more games!
Finally retired after a filthy skaven foul broke his skull. Tarquin went nuts and now spends his time telling everyone they aren't strong enough! Good enough reason to put him in charge of the Golden Helmet gym.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=19548"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/194591.jpg" /> FUMBBL SMACK Veteran CLXXIII winner</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=19843"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/194591.jpg" /> FUMBBL SMACK Pro CCXXI winner</a>
Kills:
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4658266">Primarch 'Evil-Eye' Mortarion</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5265269">Brother Che</a>
After scoring the winning TD in the Veteran CLXXIII Smack, Tarquin believed he had nothing left to prove, and started spending much more time in the Golden Helmet pub. Although all the protein beers he drinks has increased his strength to an amazing level, he now frequently prefers to stay in the pub rather than turn up for matches.
As an absolute monster of a club captain, the coach just doesn't have the balls to fire him for his alcoholism.
A <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2117285">tough match against Khemri</a> cost Tarquin his speed, with the coach so drunk he mistakenly told the Apo to sober his captain up enough to play, and when the nasty foul came in the doc had used up all his medicine so couldn't save him.
Developing yet further as a star player, Tarquin would have increased in strength for a third time due to his fantastic protein beers, which he has now patented, but the coach instead told him to concentrate his training watching the count in action. Unfortunately his dedication to watching the many videos of the dodgy vampire has led to a real fascination with vulnerable virgins, for which me misses even more games!
Finally retired after a filthy skaven foul broke his skull. Tarquin went nuts and now spends his time telling everyone they aren't strong enough! Good enough reason to put him in charge of the Golden Helmet gym.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-11-11
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-11-14
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-11-19
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-11-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-03
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-12-16
-
-
-
2
-
4
2007-12-17
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-12-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-01-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-02-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-02-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-03-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-03-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-03-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-04-06
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-04-13
-
1
-
-
-
3