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Did you know? Up until now, 1520415 players have died on the pitch.
Poor old Blitz Craig, could never be deemed as being the sharpest tool in the box, which in the end turned out to be his undoing.
Whilst playing a match against the 'Orange Hoppers' Squigs, he got easily distracted and walked up to the squig foolishly thinking it was a harmless Space Hopper. The Squig, not surprisingly didn't take to kindly to this, and attacked the unsuspecting Blitz Craig, who couldn't work out why an Orange bouncy thing with big ears was snarling, dribbling and biting him.
Alas, his jugular was ripped out in the attack, and he didn't make it off the pitch without making the Undertaker a very happy man.