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Ripper Bolgut
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
11
B
39
P
0
F
0
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
d
Skills
Guard
Ripper Bolgut, otherwise known as Skippy Hendricks, signed on to play with the Mediocres for his pure love of the game. His favorite player is star troll Ripper Bolgrot, but poor Skippy is short-sighted and signed his name on the team manifest as Ripper Bolgut, which is what the team has slapped on his jersey. The head coach is unsure of Skippy's playing talent, but the kid has heart. Now just have to see if his heart actually stays in his chest.

<b>[[Game 39]]</b>
Through five games, Ripper has been unable to score any amount of star player points. Being a rookie, it is expected for him to take his time before becoming a standout lineman like Prodigal Torturer or Van Hellspawn. Fan message boards are crawling with pessimists believing Ripper to be no better than former linemen Androgenous Chris or Blue.

<b>[[Game 41]]</b>
During the Mediocres' first Mutation Day game, Ripper Bolgut met death at the hands of an undead team called Ooh Scary. Raised to join the team as a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5018675">zombie</a>, Ripper was then healed at the end of the match due to the Mutation Day's magic.

<b>[[Game 43]]</b>
The Mutation Day gave Ripper some razor sharp claws during a match against an orc team. Though the team lost 2-1, Ripper was able to inflict the team's only casualty, killing an orc lineman.

<b>[[Game 45]]</b>
Finding his niche, Ripper caused a second casualty against some zombies, giving him two in the last three games. Fans are looking to Ripper and Juniper Owens to take over for the aging Van Hellspawn and Andrew Pimp.

<b>[[Game 47]]</b>
Ripper was awarded the MVP during a 3-1 come-from-behind victory against a team of high elves. His gung-ho attitude has inspired the team after a bitter loss against a dwarven team. Showing his strength, he's learned the ability to help out on blocks, much like his hero, Ripper Bulgrot. The team doctor is a bit worried with the reckless abandon the human lineman has. In the past two games, Ripper has used the services of the team doctor, even though he was considered just a rookie.

<b>[[Game 51]]</b>
In a move only fitting of his name, Ripper tripped trying to position himself on a human blitzer heading for the endzone. The sun-baked dirt was apparently a little too much for the lineman, and he died. The team doctor was not paying attention and Ripper was lost.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-06
-
-
-
-
1
5