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Cohen the Barbarian
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Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
78
B
168
P
17
F
2
G
23
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
8
Td
5
Mvp
2
GPP
44
XPP
0
SPP
44
Injuries
Skills
Block
Dodge
Side Step
Tackle
Ghenghiz Cohen, known as Cohen the Barbarian is a fictional character in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. He began as a parody of the famous pulp hero Conan the Barbarian and Genghis Khan.
The man who introduced the world to the concept of "wholesale" destruction, Cohen is the Discworld's greatest warrior hero, renowned across the Disc for his exploits rescuing maidens, destroying the mad high priests of dark cults, looting ancient ruins, and so on.
On his first appearance in the series he is already an old man, but still tough enough to handle anything the world can throw at him; his opponents often underestimate him because of his age, realising too late that a man who does for a living what Cohen does and nevertheless survives to such an age must be very good at it indeed. Cohen does not know how old he is exactly, but estimates that he is between 90 and 95 years of age[1].
Cohen is described as a skinny old man, with a long white beard hanging down below his loincloth, and wearing a patch over one eye. His most distinguishing feature, however, is his smile — his unique dentures are made out of troll teeth, which consist of pure diamond[2] and were inspired when Twoflower showed him his own (more typical) set.
The greatest problems now facing Cohen come from outliving the heroic age and finding himself in a civilised modern world where great battles and astonishing rescues happen rarely except in stories — which is ironic given that the Discworld runs on narrative.
The man who introduced the world to the concept of "wholesale" destruction, Cohen is the Discworld's greatest warrior hero, renowned across the Disc for his exploits rescuing maidens, destroying the mad high priests of dark cults, looting ancient ruins, and so on.
On his first appearance in the series he is already an old man, but still tough enough to handle anything the world can throw at him; his opponents often underestimate him because of his age, realising too late that a man who does for a living what Cohen does and nevertheless survives to such an age must be very good at it indeed. Cohen does not know how old he is exactly, but estimates that he is between 90 and 95 years of age[1].
Cohen is described as a skinny old man, with a long white beard hanging down below his loincloth, and wearing a patch over one eye. His most distinguishing feature, however, is his smile — his unique dentures are made out of troll teeth, which consist of pure diamond[2] and were inspired when Twoflower showed him his own (more typical) set.
The greatest problems now facing Cohen come from outliving the heroic age and finding himself in a civilised modern world where great battles and astonishing rescues happen rarely except in stories — which is ironic given that the Discworld runs on narrative.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-12-19
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-12-19
-
1
-
-
1
8
2007-12-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-12-20
-
1
-
1
-
5
2007-12-20
-
1
-
1
-
5
2007-12-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-12-22
-
1
-
2
-
7
2007-12-23
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-12-24
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-12-25
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-12-26
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-12-26
-
-
-
1
-
2