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[X] Heroes of DiscWorld
Carrot Ironfoundersson
#4
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
44
B
121
P
0
F
0
G
18
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
13
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
39
XPP
0
SPP
39
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Block
Mighty Blow
Side Step
Tackle
Adopted by dwarfs after the deaths of his human parents, Carrot grew up in the mines, gaining his given name because of the stature he developed from all the hard work there—"six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders". He was quite surprised the day he found out that he indeed was human. His adopted father thought that he ought to go off to live with humans, and found him a job with the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch under the misapprehension that they were respected and respectable (he didn't ask their captain, Sam Vimes).

Carrot joined the Night Watch while it was still only a small group of miscreants running from evildoers rather than trying to subdue them (see Guards! Guards!). He initially had some difficulty with this attitude, as his "old-fashioned" view of justice led him to arrest the leader of the entirely legal Thieves' Guild on his first day. He since seems to have learned to understand the city a bit better. The city learned about him as quickly when he singlehandedly survived a fight against every miscreant in the Mended Drum tavern—including then-splatter (like a Bouncer but harder) Detritus.

Captain Carrot has made quite a name for himself, rapidly and seemingly effortlessly coming to know everything and everyone in the city by name and tax papers. (There is an anomalous case of Cockbill Street - in Feet of Clay, when Sam Vimes, reaching his breaking point in his inability to solve the poisoning of the Patrician (Havelock Vetinari), mentioned that Mildred Easy's grandmother and baby brother had died from an apparent poisoning, Carrot appeared to not know who they were. This is either an authorial slip or a subtle way of pointing out just how inoffensive and low-profile they were.) He is big on paperwork and organization and always (often to the dismay of his "lady-friend", Corporal (later Sergeant) Angua von Überwald) takes time to see all sides of a story before getting involved wholeheartedly.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-12-22
-
2
-
-
-
6
2007-12-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-12-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-12-26
-
-
-
2
-
4
2007-12-26
2
-
-
-
-
2
2007-12-30
-
-
-
2
-
4
2007-12-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2007-12-31
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-03
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-04-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-04-25
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-06-06
-
-
-
2
-
4