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Called "4 Thumbs" because he is usually so inebriated that he can't hold onto anything for longer than three minutes, Jimmy has become a natural go-to elf when it comes to blocking. Critics will note that his method is not so much a true blocking motion, but more of a stumbling into opposing players. Either way, it works. With 20 blocks under his belt, along with 2 casualties (which ties him with The Pickle for top honors in that category), you can find him on the front lines poking holes in the D for the teams main receiver Token.