The owner, coach, leader, and completely hopeless player of the Engine, Laoke is notable in a team of freaks and wierdos for being the token 'norm'. He keeps smiling for the cameras, and talking about 'teamwork' and 'synergy'.

The rest of the team thinks he's a dangerous wizard attempting to invoke the Spearmen of the Apocalypse with ancient and forbidden words - and they might be right, actually.