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[X] Finkelsteins Magic Navellint
Rearranging
#16
Minotaur
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Frenzy
Horns
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Wild Animal
Tentacles
His predecessor Reordering got canned pretty quick after he turned out
to be completely useless, more than often getting lost in the lint rather
than straigthening it out.

Hopefully Rearranging will take his duties a little more seriously.
Professors at the International Navellint and Fuzz Foundation claim that
Rearranging has fur perfectly tuned to attracting lint. By repeatedly
rubbing himself against other players the static field required to collect
the lint can be boosted to unheard of levels.

Just lean back and join Finkelstein in a state of enthrallment as you
gaze upon the unsurpassed beauty of perfectly arranged navel lint.

Update: after seven matches Rearranging has grown tentacles. This will
surely be a great asset in speeding up the gathering of the lint. Rejoice!
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-01-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-01-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-01-23
-
-
-
1
-
2