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[X] Lurching for Lunch
Dr. von Smackenberg
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Mummy
MA
3
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
4
B
298
P
0
F
0
G
31
Cp
0
In
2
Cs
20
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
49
XPP
0
SPP
49
Injuries
 
Skills
Mighty Blow
Regenerate
Block
Guard
Stand Firm
Scientific leader of the company.

Back when he was a grad student he developed the (much needed) ability to eat and survive on snacks from a vending machine as sole carbon source. Being always in his own world of thoughts, he misses lunchtime on a regular basis (or is one of the slowest to show up), so he makes it up for munching everything that gets in his way - edible or not.

He proved that during the teams first game.. being to slow to catch up with the run for the cafeteria, he just caught himself a yummie rat... or two.

In the 2nd game he recruited Doommeister. After a vicious block, the pitch was covered in something red. Realizing the red stuff as cleaning fluid and remembering the superior agility (AG5) of the elven blitzer, he refrained from eating him and hired him for R&D, where he is currently cleaning the floor. Still hungry, he just snacked on the next darkelf he encountered.

Made a quicksnack-hattrick (3x BH in 1.5 turns) on 2 human blitzer and an ogre in this 4th game.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-02-23
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-02-24
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-02-24
-
-
1
-
-
2
2008-02-24
-
-
-
3
-
6
2008-03-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-03-02
-
-
1
1
-
4
2008-03-11
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-05-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-07-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-07-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-07-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-07-12
-
-
-
2
-
4
2009-04-10
-
-
-
2
-
4
2009-11-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-11-07
-
-
-
1
-
2