Doctor's report from the hospital room of Beelzebub Komseda: Subject was brought into the hospital twenty minutes ago. He was strapped down to a gurney and had to have several orderlies hold him down. Field reports suggest that he suffered a major concussion against coach faspike's Orc team, Zoofights III.

After being heavily sedated, I was able to begin my examination. However, the moment I got near him he sprung back to life while screaming what sounded like, "OH, THE HUMANITY!" I figured it was post traumatic stress from the blow he took, but a witness to the incident informed me that Beelzebub Komseda's broken teeth were preventing him from properly screaming, "OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!" which was the name of the Black Orc Blocker who put him in such a state.

Physically, there will be no permanent damage to Beelzebub Komseda, though he will have to sit out a game. However, not all injuries are physical in nature, and I fear for his sanity in the coming matches.

<i>Written by coach<i> <b><a href=" http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=58475 ">faspike</a></b>