Mash is a newcomer to the Fleshy People Eaters, replacing the now assistant coach Wreck. It's hard to replace such a fine ogre, one with a nearly 1 for 1 casualty to game ratio and the only one to actually pick up and run the ball, but damned if Mash isn't trying. He runs booze from the local taverns back to the team in giant kegs (Usually the ones that stored the alcohol in the first place), is first up for the Beating Game (It's very straight forward. The other ogres beat you.) and has even tried to lead a few cheers, to disastrous results.