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That Be Bristle
Martin "Meader" 4
#10
Lineman
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
8
R
38
B
92
P
3
F
26
G
34
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
-ma, -st
Skills
Block
Dirty Player
A resident of Southmead, North West Bristol <i>(derog.)</i>
"Shaint goen out wiv a meader is she?"
<b>Vicky Pollard</b> (Born 1989, in <u>"Brissle"</u>), is a fictional character from the BBC TV and radio show Little Britain played by Matt Lucas. Her Speed-Pyke catchphrases include "Yeah but no but yeah but no but..., Oh my god! I soooo can't believe you just said that! ...", "Shut up! I ain't even dun nuffin or nuffin!" and "Don't go giving me evils!'"
Vicky is a moody, obnoxious teenage girl seemingly incapable of doing much of anything except gossiping (in a strong <u>Bristolian</u> accent). The sketches that feature her are set in a place called Darkley Noone, where she supposedly lives. When questioned about some aspect of her behaviour, she will usually reply defensively (with rapid delivery), "Yeah but no but yeah but wot 'appened was..." and when people don't believe her, she tends to talk back: "Oooooh my God, I so can't believe you just said that!" She is often seen as the ultimate television chav (although she was created before the term came into popular usage), and is usually dressed in a pink Kappa tracksuit. She has had at least 12 children as of Series 3, Episode 2 (one was exchanged for a Westlife CD in a Series 1 episode).
"Shaint goen out wiv a meader is she?"
<b>Vicky Pollard</b> (Born 1989, in <u>"Brissle"</u>), is a fictional character from the BBC TV and radio show Little Britain played by Matt Lucas. Her Speed-Pyke catchphrases include "Yeah but no but yeah but no but..., Oh my god! I soooo can't believe you just said that! ...", "Shut up! I ain't even dun nuffin or nuffin!" and "Don't go giving me evils!'"
Vicky is a moody, obnoxious teenage girl seemingly incapable of doing much of anything except gossiping (in a strong <u>Bristolian</u> accent). The sketches that feature her are set in a place called Darkley Noone, where she supposedly lives. When questioned about some aspect of her behaviour, she will usually reply defensively (with rapid delivery), "Yeah but no but yeah but wot 'appened was..." and when people don't believe her, she tends to talk back: "Oooooh my God, I so can't believe you just said that!" She is often seen as the ultimate television chav (although she was created before the term came into popular usage), and is usually dressed in a pink Kappa tracksuit. She has had at least 12 children as of Series 3, Episode 2 (one was exchanged for a Westlife CD in a Series 1 episode).
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-08-29
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-09-07
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-10-16
-
-
-
1
1
7
2008-10-22
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-10-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-03-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-04-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-08-28
-
1
-
-
-
3