As the team's primary defensive player, Mischa has done terrible things. For one, he tends to look the other way rather than block an overly large opponent, or in fact, anything that looks slightly menacing. He is also rather meticulous, often spending an inordinate amount of time to make sure his armour is impeccably clean, or to place himself in the perfect position for the best view of the pitch. This could mean neglecting to lend assists to team-mates, or worse, allow the opposing team a free pass! Such are his actions that Mischa has been christened the Despicable.