Survived his 1st game on the front line on 08/02/09 against Woodies Double Revenge.

Hi, Emma Bradford here.

You may remember me from such positions as "Line rat" in the German Vermin. I am currently playing as a "Zombie" (God I hate that term..... it's so common..... kinda reminds me of Michael Jackson's Thriller..... I mean seriously..... don't they know who I am? I'd prefer to be a vampire..... vampires are sexy..... Anyway, I digress) on the "Citadel ancients" team. The reason for this? My *ahem* boyfriend SACRIFICED me from his team so he wouldn't lose any of his "important" players.

THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE!

The outcome of this severe miscarriage of justice, is that I am rather pissed off and am champing at the bit to get control over the place in the team I once held.

So here goes..... Tada! I now have control over at least one of Symmetrical's players at any time of my choosing (You won't find this in the players manual. I made it up, as is my want). Hey, it's a woman's perogative to reign terror over their boyfriend, if it happens to be a day ending in "y".

Just call me the ghost of scorned-rat-girlfriends past. Wooooooooooooooooo wooooooooooooooooo *chains rattling, lightning, etc*

For my first victim, I mean player- I choose *drum roll* TIMO HELBIG.

*Crowd goes wild, then silent when they realise they have no idea who this Newb is*

Let me introuce you..,

Timo is a dude who does (insert occupation here) for (insert company). He enjoys (insert activity here) and (insert artsy fartsy European pursuit of crapiness here). He was born in (insert number starting with 19... here). He resides in Stuttgart, Germany.

Now for the important part of the bio. The reason I have chosen Timo for the GV should be obvious. The reason I know of him may not be. Timo is a guy that my folks met whilst travelling through South America on a late mid life crisis trip. They liked him so much they gave him my details so they could set him up with me. WTF? Dude could be an axe murderer for all I know! So he'll be perfectly suited to blood bowl.

In short- Old mate is German so he fits the criterea for this team and he had the hots for me at some stage, so that fills my prerequisites nicely.

Have fun coaching him Symmetrical. I'll have fun watching.

All my love, wrath and spite, Emma Bradford, Zombie Esquire.