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The Ghoul That Ate Snow White
#4
Ghoul
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
67
B
11
P
4
F
0
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
5
Mvp
0
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Block
Catch
When the fairest BeerOclock bar-maid, Snow White, was poisoned by her wicked step-mother, Draughty, Bittery, Lagery, Stouty, Hopsy, Barley'y, Kegsy, Slabsy, Potsy, Pinty and Tallboy lay her body out lovingly in a glass coffin.
At the service, despite buying more rounds than they could count, Coach Nigglefish's under-cover henchmen were unable to pry the coffin's secret location from the mourning Dwarves. Finally, Nigglefish was forced to consulted his Magic Mirror: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, where lies the fairest bar-maid of them all?"
Without delay, Nigglefish and his Undead cronies set off to recover the body, but when they got to the crypt they found a satiated Ghoul, moaning with indigestion, sitting in a pile of glass shards and forcing the last fair morsel into its mouth. Coach Nigglefish looked to his henchmen, shrugged and offered it a contract.
At the service, despite buying more rounds than they could count, Coach Nigglefish's under-cover henchmen were unable to pry the coffin's secret location from the mourning Dwarves. Finally, Nigglefish was forced to consulted his Magic Mirror: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, where lies the fairest bar-maid of them all?"
Without delay, Nigglefish and his Undead cronies set off to recover the body, but when they got to the crypt they found a satiated Ghoul, moaning with indigestion, sitting in a pile of glass shards and forcing the last fair morsel into its mouth. Coach Nigglefish looked to his henchmen, shrugged and offered it a contract.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2009-04-10
-
2
-
-
-
6
2009-05-06
-
1
-
1
-
5
2009-05-12
-
1
-
-
-
3
2010-08-04
1
1
-
-
-
4