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[B] Sotek Sugar Skulls
Máximo, el Toro Feo
#11
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
22
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Regenerate
Guard (30k)
The lunchbox stands innocently in the middle of the table. Innocently, except for the subdued buzzing. The occasional click.

The wooden table is rough and splintery. Máximo wipes a drop of sweat from his brow. The ancient man across from him ever so slowly unscrews the lightbulb.

Above them, there is a crash, and a roar from the crowds.

Below them, there are worms, and they eat the flesh.

He hears a silvery crunching as the ancient man bites into the lightbulb and starts chewing. The earth shakes and the lunchbox tips over and millions of black, shimmering beetles burst forth.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2009-06-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-06-30
-
-
-
-
1
5