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Fickass Pigsh't
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
8
R
26
B
244
P
0
F
0
G
67
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
15
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
48
XPP
0
SPP
48
Injuries
-av
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
Guard
Multiple Block
FICKASS PIGSH'T 's FINEST HOUR
Albion Idylls vs Flat-Footed Binstanders
Before the game the Binstanders chief sponsor offered a challenge to the gobbos, with the promise of a night of unlimited Fungus beer and all the whores they could fettle if they could pull it off, in an effort to bring back the disillusioned fans.
The aim of the game was for the massively inept, yet hugely popular Troll Fickass Pigsh't to score a TD!. Going all out for this plan the gobbos soon found themselves trailing by 2 TDs after a couple of fumbles from Pigsh't.
Then On the stroke of half time , the troll hoisted Slumdog into the air and hoyed him well into the opposing half with the ball, the gobbo kept his feet and sneaked in for a score.
The Idylls scored a deserved third soon after the break and when they got a blitz on the restart all looked lost .....but! the agile Jammy Dodger grabbed a lose ball and handed it to Pighs't. The crowd drew breath ... and went wild! when they realised he 'd held on to it.But still on the half way line there was much to be done. Fickass advanced toward the end zone swatting aside any obstacles that came before him, and the little gobbos formed a protective barrier around him that none of the Idylls could break through.
To the amazement of everyone , especially the sponsor, who hadn't banked on having to pay out for the goblins night of debauchery, Pigsh't managed to remember where he was and what he was doing and ran in without too much trouble for the TD!!!!
Albion Idylls vs Flat-Footed Binstanders
Before the game the Binstanders chief sponsor offered a challenge to the gobbos, with the promise of a night of unlimited Fungus beer and all the whores they could fettle if they could pull it off, in an effort to bring back the disillusioned fans.
The aim of the game was for the massively inept, yet hugely popular Troll Fickass Pigsh't to score a TD!. Going all out for this plan the gobbos soon found themselves trailing by 2 TDs after a couple of fumbles from Pigsh't.
Then On the stroke of half time , the troll hoisted Slumdog into the air and hoyed him well into the opposing half with the ball, the gobbo kept his feet and sneaked in for a score.
The Idylls scored a deserved third soon after the break and when they got a blitz on the restart all looked lost .....but! the agile Jammy Dodger grabbed a lose ball and handed it to Pighs't. The crowd drew breath ... and went wild! when they realised he 'd held on to it.But still on the half way line there was much to be done. Fickass advanced toward the end zone swatting aside any obstacles that came before him, and the little gobbos formed a protective barrier around him that none of the Idylls could break through.
To the amazement of everyone , especially the sponsor, who hadn't banked on having to pay out for the goblins night of debauchery, Pigsh't managed to remember where he was and what he was doing and ran in without too much trouble for the TD!!!!
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2009-09-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-09-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-09-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-09-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-09-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-09-17
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-09-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-09-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-10-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-10-09
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-10-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-11-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-11-17
-
1
-
1
-
5
2009-11-17
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-11-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2010-02-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2010-03-02
-
-
-
-
1
5
2010-03-03
-
-
-
1
-
2