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Did you know? Up until now, 1487765 players have died on the pitch.
Queek was the star of the show. Holding the lucky number 13, he was a keen exponent of the running game. Possibly favouritism led to his downfall, as he was often relied upon to carry the team to victory.
Upon his death, fans were relieved to find that enough parts of Queek had been recovered to hold a proper ceremony. The committed fan can still bid on them on e-bay if he's lucky.