Once in a while there comes a story of a man so heartbreaking, even the most heartless of men find a tear in their eye. This is such a tale.
Tevez was his name. Born in the image of a monkey yet blessed with the speed of cheeta and the strength of an ox, this man worked himself to exhaustion on the pitch, and the fans adored him. But the evil overlord get restless and did cast the golden one from his lands, never to return. But Tevez did meet along the path away from the citadel a saviour, and Sparky did resurrect the man into a godlike creature, forever lost to his true home.