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Did you know? Up until now, 1513661 players have died on the pitch.
Shortly after coming out of the closet with Luigi, Mario was offered his dream; bending over on the pitch to take one for his team. Years of chasing the princess in vain and consuming too many fire flowers not only made him a flamer, but also made him good at smashing blocks and dodging attacks. He is indisputably part of what little backbone the team has.
Team trivia: Mario only accepted the contract under the terms that he be allowed to eat mushrooms throughout the season, and that he be paid fully in coins.