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[X2] Sotek's Rat-Skinners
Yapflak
#5
Saurus
MA
6
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
1
B
81
P
0
F
3
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Yapflak was always picked at school. All the other saurus always said that he was a bit slow, and this is quite incredible considering that Saurus' aren't exactly renowned for their intelligence. Usually a Saurus is only able to make a few growls as a means of communication, but Yapflak can't even manage that, instead resorting to drooling from his mouth and looking confused. No one knows how he joined the Rat-Skinners but no one really wants him here. He doesn't even understand the simple principle of "hit the other guy as hard as you can" and thus usually spends the entire match either lying on the ground or picking flowers.

The only thing that Yapflak seemed to be good at was fouling, but only when the ref wasn't looking anyway.

Twelve games without a single SPP point and counting.

Somehow Yapflak managed to injure someone on his 13th game, no one truly knows how, but it has to do with poncy elves.

Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2010-07-09
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-
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1
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2