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Markus "Lazybonez" Kafka
#9
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
48
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
6
GPP
36
XPP
0
SPP
36
Injuries
n, d
Skills
+MA
Block
Guard
Marcus sure is lazy and gets paid for doing almost nothing, what is odd however, fans like that lazy sod and choses him Best Player of Match from time to time.
Recenty (after yet another MVP) his laziness mad him fat which resulted in fake doctor's excuses which enable him to misess matches from time to time.
The coach is targetting him and wish to sack, but first he will put him on the fron line for some time, perhaps there he will find his destiny and coach wil get rid of this problem once and for all.
Glorious achievements:
WOW, after 43 games Lazybonez managed to achieve his first spp though inflicing cas. Putting him on the front line resulted in pissing him off :D
He did it! he scored a TD in his 46th game.
Recenty (after yet another MVP) his laziness mad him fat which resulted in fake doctor's excuses which enable him to misess matches from time to time.
The coach is targetting him and wish to sack, but first he will put him on the fron line for some time, perhaps there he will find his destiny and coach wil get rid of this problem once and for all.
Glorious achievements:
WOW, after 43 games Lazybonez managed to achieve his first spp though inflicing cas. Putting him on the front line resulted in pissing him off :D
He did it! he scored a TD in his 46th game.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-04-07
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-05-09
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-07-29
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-07-31
1
-
-
-
-
1
2004-08-04
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-08-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-08-25
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-08-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-10-06
-
1
-
-
-
3