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[X2] Dastardly Dorfs
Dastardly
#1
Troll Slayer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
14
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
44
XPP
0
SPP
44
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
+AG
Mighty Blow
Strip Ball
Lauded as the instigator of the team, Dastardly's approach to ensuring that well known Coach Elan would take on the team and lead them through qualifying into the big league was apparently .... dastardly.

Coach Elan goes white and refuses to speak of how Dastardly managed to persuade him not to retire from coaching after his poor performance in previous seasons, muttering something about the "ginger beer trick" and disappearing to the nearest bathroom when asked.

Dastardly seems to have found his rythm in the gaming, with a string of players sidelined as a result of his eunuch (sic) form of ball handling.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-04-21
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-05-13
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-05-16
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-05-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-05-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-06-18
-
-
-
1
1
7
2004-06-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-06-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-07-26
-
-
-
2
-
4
2004-07-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-08-02
-
-
-
2
-
4
2004-08-05
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-08-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-09-06
-
1
-
1
-
5