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[B] Head Krushaz
Wolbum the Magnificent
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Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
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3
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7
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0
B
1
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0
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4
G
10
Cp
0
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0
Cs
0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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d, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
How this Goblin ever made it onto the team one will never know. Wolbum is a Goblin of such cowardly nature and obscenity that he left his fellow Goblins to work alongside their Orc cousins. His presence is tolerated simply because no one can be bothered to chase him out of the team's locker rooms.

Wolbum has been previously seen on other teams like the Sneaky Bashin Goonz and is rumoured to have been present on the Old Skool Gits. This of course has yet to be clarified. His role on the team is supposedly a catcher, but thus far he has been injured in three of his matches and been knocked out in the rest.

Still though he doesn't seem to mind and neither do the Orcs. To them, watching a Goblin attempt to take down something three times its size and get flattened into the ground always proves to be both morale boosting and hilarious.

*****

Wolbum finally managed to push his luck too far in a match vs a Chaos Dwarf team. Although the little Goblin's corpse was clearly seen being dragged into the injury dug out, it later vanished into what seemed to be thin air.

While many of the Orcs joked about the potentially horrible faiths the Goblin's body could have endured, it was not long till rumours started to emerge that Wolbum had gone back to his roots to be with the rest of his kind in a Goblin team. Needless to say, Gorbash was crushed.
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