Oh Krulgrub, how boastful he was. So boastful in fact he always insisted that he should be placed on the line of scrum. This of course was an inevitability, as was his position as lineman it was part of the job description. He met his end of course like all good linemen and that was holding the line. Not that it mattered as his remains were left to rot on the pitch, much to the humour of his fellow team mates who fed the remains to their squigs.