Woe is me...Got busted and now Iam off to club GITMO. This is just wrong man. Iam not some global terrorist! getting thrown in with that lot in GITMO will give me a bad rep man. Once I get out I will show those Americans how stupid they are and pirate one of their big oil tankers. Yeah that will show them.

Just need to ride out my time in GITMO until some American lawyer from the ACLU come along and springs me from this joint.