It is sad but true that we are poor pirates. We dont know how to pilot a real ship and look like idiots running around the ocean in a high powered skiff.. It can barely hold 10 of us and it is a poor boarding craft. It seems high powered water cannons can sink our ship.

Oh stupid is that? Water cannons sinking our ships?

I need to talk to someone about getting a real pirate ship. Like and american cruise missle destroyer....Oh image the terror we could cause if we could get our hands on one of those things.