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Slimy Hans
#6
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
309
B
47
P
20
F
2
G
28
Cp
13
In
0
Cs
2
Td
12
Mvp
1
GPP
58
XPP
0
SPP
58
Injuries
n
Skills
Horns
+AG
Block
Strong Arm
Sure Hands
Hans was born to kindly parents, bakers in the city of Nuln. Unlike most in their position they kept Hans in secret, refusing to hand their mishapen baby son to the hands of the inquisitors and instead keeping the boy in secret in the croft beneath their bakery. Hans had a lonely early life, his hunched back, feline like face, bird like claws and the ever dripping mucus glands all over his body making him a monster in the eyes of everyone except his loving parents. Hans passed his time throwing small leather balls, gifts from his parents, through hoops he would construct from things around his cellar in emulation of his hero, Dieter Schmidt of the Nuln Bombadiers. While Hans had a deep sadness he couldn't be like the rest of the kids he was a chirpy and intelligent young boy and safe in his home. This was all to change.
Noticing smears of slime around the premises an especially superstitious employee of Hans' parents deemed the place haunted and in a mad fear called the priests to attend to the house. Here they discovered Hans who was forced to flee for his life into the sewers of Nuln, his hysterical parents stripped of reputation and wealth to appease the bribes of the inquisitors.
Hans stayed here for years living how he could and eventually making friends with the sewer jacks of Nuln where he helped scout skaven movements, his mucus hiding his scent from their keen noses. Hans wasn't bad with a blade either, posessing strength despite his hunched back. It was with throwing knives that Hans really excelled however, years spent entertaining himself with leather balls proving a valuable asset. He carried enormous guilt with him of all his parents had lost to protect him and left the sewers with help from the sewer jacks to find fortune where he could.
Ronald Lufthanzer, assistant coach to the Changers found Hans some months later and shocked by the superb accuracy of his thrown blade in a scuffle against some would-be witch hunters, Ronald showed Hans to the tryouts. Here he was a stand out candidate, his throw formidable and his skill with the ball unmatched among his comrades. Now 'Slimy' Hans is the corner stone of the Changers, his plays dictating the game. One day he hopes to make enough money to find his long lost parents and repay them for their kindness and long bomb after long bomb, he'll get there someday.
Training Goals
1. Foul appearance
2. Fend
(1.) Pass
Noticing smears of slime around the premises an especially superstitious employee of Hans' parents deemed the place haunted and in a mad fear called the priests to attend to the house. Here they discovered Hans who was forced to flee for his life into the sewers of Nuln, his hysterical parents stripped of reputation and wealth to appease the bribes of the inquisitors.
Hans stayed here for years living how he could and eventually making friends with the sewer jacks of Nuln where he helped scout skaven movements, his mucus hiding his scent from their keen noses. Hans wasn't bad with a blade either, posessing strength despite his hunched back. It was with throwing knives that Hans really excelled however, years spent entertaining himself with leather balls proving a valuable asset. He carried enormous guilt with him of all his parents had lost to protect him and left the sewers with help from the sewer jacks to find fortune where he could.
Ronald Lufthanzer, assistant coach to the Changers found Hans some months later and shocked by the superb accuracy of his thrown blade in a scuffle against some would-be witch hunters, Ronald showed Hans to the tryouts. Here he was a stand out candidate, his throw formidable and his skill with the ball unmatched among his comrades. Now 'Slimy' Hans is the corner stone of the Changers, his plays dictating the game. One day he hopes to make enough money to find his long lost parents and repay them for their kindness and long bomb after long bomb, he'll get there someday.
Training Goals
1. Foul appearance
2. Fend
(1.) Pass
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-02-02
-
-
-
1
-
2
2012-02-12
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-13
-
1
-
1
-
5
2012-02-13
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-02-13
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-14
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-02-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-03-25
5
1
-
-
-
8
2012-03-25
1
-
-
-
-
1
2012-03-26
1
-
-
-
-
1
2012-03-27
1
-
-
-
-
1
2012-04-02
1
-
-
-
-
1
2012-04-03
2
-
-
-
-
2
2012-04-04
1
1
-
-
-
4
2012-04-09
1
-
-
-
-
1
2012-07-15
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-04-03
-
2
-
-
-
6
2016-11-23
-
2
-
-
-
6