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Charlie Chokes was killed in the opening game. He was replace by Ol’ Lahare who has an extraordinary background. He was the pet rat of a farmer in Northern Saroux but grew monstrously in size and began to talk. Terrified, the local pastor came the farmstead with a posse to execute the unholy abomination. Lahare annihilated his aggressors and feld. Coach Stonefist found him and admired his speed, pain tolerance (his master was a squeezer when he was just a little rat) and his insatiable thirst for violence. Games will often begin with Stonefist whispering to his psychotic rat: ‘They’re coming for you Lahare. They’re coming to burn you.’