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Alexander "The Boot" McFoulingRobot
#12
Renegade Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
22
B
62
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
-ma, m
Skills
+MA (30k)
Block (20k)
Personal Godfather: Mightypeon
Alexander was a proud Beastman, and never one to deny a downed enemy the not-so-gentle caress of his boot. However, things went south for him when the Lizards of the Southland Syndicate, while Alexander was performing his ritualistic prefoul appeasement dance to Khorne and Nuffle, cleverly replaced a downed Skink with a big barrel of liquid concrete.
However, to their dismay, the Skink soon found out that Boots made of concrete are a bit of a health hazard on the hoofs of an opposing Dirty Player, and Alexander McFoulingRobot gladly proceeded to foul a Skink every turn for the reminder of the game, and cited his inability to move much in his "new boots" as a reason why he couldn't be send off pitch.
Alexander was a proud Beastman, and never one to deny a downed enemy the not-so-gentle caress of his boot. However, things went south for him when the Lizards of the Southland Syndicate, while Alexander was performing his ritualistic prefoul appeasement dance to Khorne and Nuffle, cleverly replaced a downed Skink with a big barrel of liquid concrete.
However, to their dismay, the Skink soon found out that Boots made of concrete are a bit of a health hazard on the hoofs of an opposing Dirty Player, and Alexander McFoulingRobot gladly proceeded to foul a Skink every turn for the reminder of the game, and cited his inability to move much in his "new boots" as a reason why he couldn't be send off pitch.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2012-04-12
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-04-15
1
-
-
-
1
6
2012-06-02
-
2
-
-
-
6
2013-06-05
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-06-06
-
-
-
2
-
4