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[X] Jams and Jellies
Botulism
#14
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sure Feet
<Coach> People are always asking me, they're askin' "why's that Botulism on yer team? that ain't no jam or jelly! hell, it ain't even somethin' you put jam or jelly on!" Well, that's true, I s'pose, but folks don't understand the intricasies of makin' jams and jellies. They don't understand that you got to do it just so, or bad things can happen. Now, outside of that nasty new thing rich people (with too much money and not enough good sense) are doing by injecting botulism into their faces, botulism is mostly only gonna be encountered by common folks in improperly preserved fruits. Jams and jellies. So that's his tie, why I asked him to be on the team. People are all so happy to eat some jams and jellies without thinking about the consequences. He's like our own little public service message, that Botulism, and we love him. Well, ya know, as much as you can love a stinky goblin.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2003-04-14
1
-
-
1
-
3
2004-12-10
-
-
-
-
1
5