The potential early retirement that "Useless" was slated for never came to pass, for in his first game back from a crippling smashed ankle, he was killed in the line of duty by a treeman. This is the fate of those cursed with the #9, and those who serve duty, "on the line." But "Useless" played his heart out that game, even helping out with the winning touchdown, by standing in the way of a halfling.

Thank you for your time, and enjoy your rest.