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Pierre Pilsner
#5
Ogre
MA
4
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
115
P
0
F
0
G
22
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
-ma, d, m
Skills
Bone-head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Juggernaut
Yeah he took a knock from a nurgle in his 2nd game, but his legs worked fine. He wasjust lazy.
In honour of Mild Murray (RIP) Pierre has learned to try and Guard his team mates more, lest another brave ogre get brainboxed.
As time went on, Pierre got even lazier, and took to using his opponents as a place to rest on when he knocked them over.
It was a zombie with a spoon wanting to get at his brains, while he was having a snooze on the pitch, that finally did for Pierre. The zombie failed to locate his tiny brain, but did enough damage anyway that Pierre was declared dead 3 days afterwards (everyone thought he was just being lazy).
In honour of Mild Murray (RIP) Pierre has learned to try and Guard his team mates more, lest another brave ogre get brainboxed.
As time went on, Pierre got even lazier, and took to using his opponents as a place to rest on when he knocked them over.
It was a zombie with a spoon wanting to get at his brains, while he was having a snooze on the pitch, that finally did for Pierre. The zombie failed to locate his tiny brain, but did enough damage anyway that Pierre was declared dead 3 days afterwards (everyone thought he was just being lazy).
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2013-01-09
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-01-10
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-01-11
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-01-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-01-13
-
-
-
3
-
6
2013-01-21
-
-
-
1
-
2