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Meat Wagon III
#13
Deathroller
MA
4
ST
7
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
52
P
0
F
48
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
Injuries
Skills
Break Tackle
Dirty Player
Juggernaut
Loner
Mighty Blow
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Stand Firm
Jump Up
Sneaky Git
First victim of the DP roller...Nice minatour...D E A D
Oh yeah we got some home cooking going on now. Upgraded the rollers with silencers and a guard so the ref cant see the meat grinders....SNEAKY GIT upgrade package installed now.
The next order finally comes in. Gyro Stabilizers on the track system allows the Wagon to jump up after a awesome Pile On.
#1 All Time fouling Deathroller in league play.
Meat Wagon notches another mark as he takes out Varg Ghoul Chewer on a sweat DP foul and sends him to the RIP bin in the All Stars World Series final match.
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*** Our Death roller known as the "MEAT WAGON" was not able to be finished in time for the opening of the season. But dont worry the final touches are under construction. We found a wrecked steam tank and pulled the engine. The Meat Wagon will be able to churn around 1500 RPM on the blades and chug along at a mighty 4 MPH, stocked with a 485 HP Hemi Steam engine...it will be a spectacle to behold ****
Meat Wagon II is ready to go...FEAR THE MEAT WAGON!!!!
Note: The first meat wagon rolled along and then got stuck in a bog and then sunk.
Meat Wagon II, caught on fire, the wheels blew off and then the engine blew up. Some have claimed that the Meat Wagons demise was not bad luck but rather a TV insurance scam.
Oh yeah we got some home cooking going on now. Upgraded the rollers with silencers and a guard so the ref cant see the meat grinders....SNEAKY GIT upgrade package installed now.
The next order finally comes in. Gyro Stabilizers on the track system allows the Wagon to jump up after a awesome Pile On.
#1 All Time fouling Deathroller in league play.
Meat Wagon notches another mark as he takes out Varg Ghoul Chewer on a sweat DP foul and sends him to the RIP bin in the All Stars World Series final match.
*************
*** Our Death roller known as the "MEAT WAGON" was not able to be finished in time for the opening of the season. But dont worry the final touches are under construction. We found a wrecked steam tank and pulled the engine. The Meat Wagon will be able to churn around 1500 RPM on the blades and chug along at a mighty 4 MPH, stocked with a 485 HP Hemi Steam engine...it will be a spectacle to behold ****
Meat Wagon II is ready to go...FEAR THE MEAT WAGON!!!!
Note: The first meat wagon rolled along and then got stuck in a bog and then sunk.
Meat Wagon II, caught on fire, the wheels blew off and then the engine blew up. Some have claimed that the Meat Wagons demise was not bad luck but rather a TV insurance scam.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2013-07-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2013-08-07
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-08-13
-
-
-
1
1
7
2013-09-26
-
-
-
-
1
5
2013-10-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2014-09-08
-
-
-
-
1
5