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Benoit "Le Puant" Desmarais
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
37
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
7
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
Injuries
n
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Block
Guard
Multiple Block
Probably one of the stupidest Troll on Fumbbl, Benoit never manages to get anything useful done. Whenever the time comes for him to do a critical block, he often panics and will simply start staring at his own feet while releasing a very loud and rancid gas. He's hence nicknamed "Le Puant", which means "The Stinky" for you french-chanllenged fans.
He once tried to score a touchdown after miraculously catching the ball on a kick-off against a decimated team. He started running toward the end zone, but then stopped after forgetting what he was supposed to do with the ball. With the whole team screaming at him, he finally woke up two turns later. He figured that he probably shouldn't be holding that weird ball thing, since he thought his teammates were punishing him by having him go through a running drill of some kind. He ended up handing of the ball to another player and was relieved to hear the shouting of his team replaced by the cheering of the fans.
Another notable event in his carreer was when he earned his veteran stripes. That day, the team was facing <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=20090">Law And Order</a>, a very reputable high elf team. Practicing their passing game in a match that was already lost, the elves tried to lob a pass over his head. The throw was strong, but a bit low and the ball ended up stuck right between his teeth. He was credited with the interception, although he never truly realized what had happened. He hasn't touched the ball in a game since, but has reportedly been seen chewing some during practice with his new buddy <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1223991">Réjean</a>.
He once tried to score a touchdown after miraculously catching the ball on a kick-off against a decimated team. He started running toward the end zone, but then stopped after forgetting what he was supposed to do with the ball. With the whole team screaming at him, he finally woke up two turns later. He figured that he probably shouldn't be holding that weird ball thing, since he thought his teammates were punishing him by having him go through a running drill of some kind. He ended up handing of the ball to another player and was relieved to hear the shouting of his team replaced by the cheering of the fans.
Another notable event in his carreer was when he earned his veteran stripes. That day, the team was facing <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=20090">Law And Order</a>, a very reputable high elf team. Practicing their passing game in a match that was already lost, the elves tried to lob a pass over his head. The throw was strong, but a bit low and the ball ended up stuck right between his teeth. He was credited with the interception, although he never truly realized what had happened. He hasn't touched the ball in a game since, but has reportedly been seen chewing some during practice with his new buddy <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1223991">Réjean</a>.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-05-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-05-26
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-06-17
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-07-13
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-07-29
-
-
1
-
-
2
2004-08-14
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-08-20
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-12-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-01-31
-
-
-
1
-
2