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Graceful Ballers
Evander Vilefire
#1
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
46
B
38
P
14
F
0
G
12
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
4
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Kick-Off Return
Pro
Quotes
"We fear nothing but snakes!"
Titles and Achievements
Founder of the Graceful Ballers
Team Captain
Rabbit Foot Bearer
Biography
Evander Vilefire felt highly humiliated when the Agility Monsters refused to hire him after his solid and bloody performance as a journeyman (see Agility Monsters Newsflash, November 29th of 2512). Harboring thoughts of revenge ever since, he finally came up with the idea to create a team consisting only of former journeymen who had been refused by the Agility Monsters. He got Nicholas and his brother Ian Dirtyorc enthusiastic about the idea and things started rolling...
Notable Events
In the Ballers' first match, Evander brought a Rabbit's Foot as his lucky charm. It did not help much but for a consolation completion in the last turn. However, he was awarded Most Valuable Player and he decided to keep the charm - as real pros do. In fact, he instructed the rest of his team to get rabbit foots or similar tokens as well.
When he got fouled by some skeletons in the team's fourth and first official league game, he got really angry, jumped up and smashed the ball carrier into so many pieces, that its creator had no chance to reassemble the parts and bring it back.
Only seconds later he was able to pick up the ball and score the second touchdown of his career.
In the Ballers' 5th game he missed two kickoffs due to sweltering heat. When he was on the pitch, he first failed an attempt to go for it, then one to dodge.
In the 12th game he caught a pass and was confidently moving forward towards the Slann endzone, shielded by four of his teammates. Suddenly a fireball hit the group out of nowhere and smashed Evander's ankle! Luckily the team apothecary fixed the damage and the team captain only needed an extended period to recover (MNG).
Achievements for the Agility Monsters:
- Played 16 turns in one match
- Threw 6 blocks
- Caused 2 casualties
- Killed one rookie elf lineman
- Crippled another rookie elf lineman
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2013-11-15
1
-
-
-
1
6
2013-11-30
-
-
-
1
-
2
2014-02-24
2
1
-
-
-
5
2014-09-29
-
1
-
1
-
5
2014-11-06
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-11-21
1
-
-
-
-
1
2014-12-21
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-01-18
-
-
-
1
-
2
2015-05-03
1
1
-
-
-
4