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Grunthos the Flatulent
#4
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
25
B
92
P
1
F
0
G
31
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Block (20k)
Guard (30k)
Grunthos the Flatulent was the poetmaster of the Azgoths of Kria, writers of the second worst poetry in the universe, just between Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings and the Vogons.
The guide recites a tale of how, during a reading of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning", "four of the audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off."
The guide recites a tale of how, during a reading of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning", "four of the audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off."
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2013-11-19
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1
-
-
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3
2013-12-01
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-
-
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1
5
2013-12-02
-
-
-
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1
5
2013-12-05
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-
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1
-
2
2013-12-22
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-
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1
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2
2014-01-07
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-
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1
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2
2014-01-16
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-
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1
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2
2014-01-21
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1
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3